Advice #2

This is advice to the companies that sell socks. Why not sell 3 socks instead of 2 in a pair? That way, when we inevitably loose one sock, we still have another to complete the pair.

Advice #1

Do you want people to notice you? Make sure the car you drive is the loudest in the neighborhood.

Thought #1

I am my most vulnerable when I realize that there is no toilet paper on the roll holder and I have to get up and walk to the closet to get some.